Let’s make sure we publish this breaking report on how GABRIELLE GIFFORDS IS RELATED TO GWYNETH PALTROW!!!!! But they have NEVER MET OR ANYTHING!!!! That will highlight the important aspects of this situation.
“Today, I cry tears full of gently scented hibiscus salt,” Ms. Paltrow said, “and…
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Thank God her statement is minimal. I’m sure she only felt she had to make one after everybody was all OMGWTFBBQ....
